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Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:

• "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."

• "On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."

• "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."

• "Discharge status: Alive but without permission."

• "Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful."

• "The patient refused an autopsy."

• "The patient has no past history of suicides."

• "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."

• "Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."

• "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."

• "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."

• "She is numb from her toes down."

• "While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."

• "The skin was moist and dry."

• "Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."

• "Patient was alert and unresponsive."

• "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."

• "I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."

• "The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."

• "Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."

• "Skin: Somewhat pale but present."

• "Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."

• "By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better."

• "The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."

• "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."

• "Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing."

• "The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him."

• "The patient expired on the floor uneventfully."

Wolverine

So tonight I went with mom and we went to go see X-Men Origins - Wolverine. I have to tell you it was pretty good. I didn't like some of the changes I saw in the story line but I loved the characters and who they picked to play them.

Ryan Reynolds was really funny as Deadpool but I really felt they probably could have done more with him. But ah well.

Leiv was AMAZING as Sabertooth. He was kinda dark and I wasn't sure he would be able to do that but did he prove me wrong!!! He must have had a BLAST playing that character. Victor Creed aka Sabertooth was a great character.

And then there was Gambit. Mmmm mmmm mmmmm. Again, I think they could have done far more...FAR more with him but it was nice to see him and the guy that played him did a pretty good job. They got the eyes right, which I was a bit worried about. They did a great job with his powers and even with the attitude.

Overall I thought it was a great movie and will definately be purchasing this one when it comes out on DVD.

My suggestion...go see it. Great great movie!!

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